I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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