but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
