belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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