the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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