No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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