What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I understand Curling. That high.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Never underestimate the power of titties
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