I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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