just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I want her autograph on my taint
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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