There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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