At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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