Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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