were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
No subtext here. People are naked.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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