I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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