we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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