i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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