The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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