can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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