You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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