omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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