Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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