Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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