Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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