Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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