found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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