I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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