Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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