I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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