no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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