Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
