it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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