So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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