she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
there is glitter all over my balls
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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