No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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