Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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