break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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