i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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