i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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