Kiss
Puke
i would punch a child for taco bell
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
