Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
