you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
