Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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