So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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