No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Randomize