Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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