If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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