I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We need to rekindle our bromance
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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