quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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