I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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