Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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