Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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