I swear she didn't look like that last week.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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