I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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