There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
