Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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