Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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