At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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