please come you make the beer taste better
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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