UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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